Sunday, April 22, 2012

Important Questions

Here are some things I'll never understand:


1. Why am I more tired now after taking an hour long nap than I was before taking the nap?

2. Why did my old roomate make a bookshelf out of cardboard and hang it up in his room?


3. Why did it take me 25 years to discover that the word "bed" looks like a bed?

4. Why is this picture on my computer? ....And why is this parked in front of someone's house?

4.2 Who you gonna call?

5. Why did I ever stop playing with Legos?

6. Why does Anna have licorice shoved up her nose?

6.2. Why the hek is licorice not spelled lickerish?

7. What is inside that 49 cent chicken pot pie that makes it burn your mouth no matter how long you wait before eating it?

7.2 Why does that pot pie smell like sweaty armpit?

7.3 Why do armpits sweat?

7.4 If a pot pie and a hot pocket got in a fight, who would win?



8. Why haven't I written on this blog in 3 years?


The world may never know.