So, there's been a watermelon sitting on the desk in the middle of my living room for the past few days and I'm not really sure why.
I'm scared of asking anyone about it in the event that I'm hallucinating and am the only one who actually can see this huge green thing covering half of the table. But seriously. Why the hek is it there?
I've come up with some possible solutions:
1. One of my crazy roomates put it there.
2. I slept walked over to the grocery store last night, bought a watermelon, placed it on the table in front of everone, and then went back to bed.
3. Aliens. ( They've tried to take over my apartment before unnoticed )
5. There isn't a number 4
6. I really need to cut back on my ice cream intake..... so, ok, this doesn't really explain the watermelon, but it's still true.
7. I have a bad case of three-weeks-into-the-semester-itis (more commonly known as homework flu) and I'm hallucinating
It's gotta be #7
I think it was #2. Read my next blog post and see why ;)
ReplyDeleteUm, I say #8 - a secret plot by someone to confuse the heck out of ya. You might want to chuck it before it starts leaking putrid juices. It can't be good any more!
ReplyDeleteI don't think that you're hallucinating, I see the watermelon, too.
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