I thought about studying for a test tomorrow...that's about as far as that went.
I'd rather procrastinate.
It kind of started with me getting locked out of my house. I went next door to talk to a girl about tomorrow's exam. I came back, and realized that I had locked the door behind me without bringing my keys. Hate it when that happens.
Luckily I know how to break into these apartments. I went back to Kathleen's asked for a screwdriver and returned to my apartment window. I carefully removed the screws, trying not to mess up the already bent window-covering anymore than necessary and pulled the screen off.
Anyway, after I removed the screen, I looked at the dust infested blinds (seriously those things are dirty. I mean, it kind of looks like it's growing some kind of grey fur, ew), lifted one leg up over the of the window sill, and reached my arm though. Slight problem: there was a vcr right on the other side (notice the emphasis on was) ...I mean come on, who has a vcr!? answer: my roommate....anyway, the old useless piece of junk decided to fall over and crashed on the ground as i simultaneously-and-not-so-gracefully got caught on an internet cable, slipped, and fell through the blinds and slammed into the computer table.
Yeah, I'm a ninja.
I just need some practice.
And I need to get back to homework.
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dear joe: your blog makes me laugh.
ReplyDeletesincerely: ashley.
Next time you're going to do something like that, please call me. I would like to record it on my camera and put it on youtube.
ReplyDeletePlease and thank you,
Alec :)
Okay, that was a hard break in. You can't card your door? Honestly? I thought every college apartment could be carded. If not, we always just left a window unlatched and took the screen off. Seriously, always. It's so much easier to break in if you've planned for it. ;)
ReplyDeletebuahahaha if i wasn't in the library right now it's very possible that i would have rolled on the floor laughing my head off. That is probably the best story i have ever heard... it's awesome!!
ReplyDeleteupdate! update!
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